WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



ted fenton 1:50 Wed Feb 16
Re: Anyone had an Endoscopy done?
FC just ask for the sedation you will get the option.

Far Cough 1:41 Wed Feb 16
Re: Anyone had an Endoscopy done?
sold, are you still on Lansoprazole? I'm on Omeprazole for gastric reflux.

Tell you the truth I'm dreading the camera down my gullet the next time, I have a very strong gag reflex, they said they might have to go down via the nose, which sounds even worse

Northern Sold 1:14 Wed Feb 16
Re: Anyone had an Endoscopy done?
having a burst duodenal ulcer at 17 years old I have had at least half a dozen or so... had at least 3 when I was guinea pigging Lanzoprazole back in the 90's... much prefer being put out than the other option... personally...

Mace66 9:17 Wed Feb 16
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ted fenton 7:54 Tue Feb 15
Re: Anyone had an Endoscopy done?
My first one was so many years ago Mike that they used a Box Brownie


Bwahahah

Hugh Jampton 8:27 Wed Feb 16
Re: Anyone had an Endoscopy done?
Had a stone stuck between my kidney and bladder. They put a stent (and camera) in using the direct route - describing it as "non invasive"! Pissing razor blades for days after. They were hoping I'd pass the stone but I didn't, so a month later I was back to have the stent out, and a laser and something to grab the remaining stone (and a camera) shoved up my jap eye. Pissing razor blades for days again. Pee-hole surgery is a bastard.

Yesmulady 8:08 Wed Feb 16
Re: Anyone had an Endoscopy done?
Had sigmoidoscopy a few weeks ago .
The camera going in felt like they were trying to shove an old Kodak Brownie up there .
Not half as bad as a tube down the throat to the stomach. Threatened to kill the nurse if she didn't take it out !!

nychammer 3:33 Wed Feb 16
Re: Anyone had an Endoscopy done?
I had the colonoscopy done last Friday. Procedure was ok actually but the prep…..mother of god……

South Woodhammer 1:55 Wed Feb 16
Re: Anyone had an Endoscopy done?
I’ve had it a few times and it’s fucking horrible. Probably like you I have a big gag reflex and it felt like torture first time , I was almost fighting them to pull it out. Next times I had it I insisted on sedation and knew nothing till I woke up...far better.

zico 1:44 Wed Feb 16
Re: Anyone had an Endoscopy done?
What amazes me is all this technology we have and these cameras are still attached to what is a bleeding hose pipe!! I thought we would have little cameras the size of a pill we could swallow by now as per Dennis Quaid in Inner Space!!

simon.s 1:05 Wed Feb 16
Re: Anyone had an Endoscopy done?
Had it without sedation and it was filth.

joyo 1:04 Wed Feb 16
Re: Anyone had an Endoscopy done?
Fuck that,I'm on crutches at mo and it's a right pain as gonna be 10/12 weeks,but reading the posts on here l think I'm better off as l am thanks!

Stickleback 12:42 Wed Feb 16
Re: Anyone had an Endoscopy done?
zico 10:40 Tue Feb 15

I had mine done privately but was rather surprised to be taken outside to a portacabin where I was 'attended' by 2 women. In a portacabin no-one can hear you scream.

zico 10:40 Tue Feb 15
Re: Anyone had an Endoscopy done?
Stickleback 10:33 Tue Feb 15

Yep had similar years ago. Consultant laid a blue cloth over the nether regions and cut a hole in it to pull the old boy through. He then left the room leaving me lying there for 5 minutes. Upon his re-arrival he introduced me to two nurses, one who was "observing" who had been standing in the corner the whole time, totally unnoticed by the deaf git here. Thankfully I kept my mouth shut and hands away in that 5 minutes although I prayed that they wouldn't be in the pub on the Friday!

chim chim cha boo 10:33 Tue Feb 15
Re: Anyone had an Endoscopy done?
I've had three. I took the valium and throat spray and still the first and second one felt like being as pissed as I have ever been then tortured. Fucking horrible.

I really didn't want another as it was so unpleasant and the doctor (a woman) asked me what was so bad about it?

I said that I have trouble breathing through my nose and it felt like I was drowning and she said 'well why didn't you breathe through your mouth then'?

It turns out that the camera and lead have breathing holes in them. She performed the endoscopy, I had the throat spray and the valium and besides a massive burp it was relatively okay.

Not exactly nice but breathing through your mouth makes it a bit easier.

Stickleback 10:33 Tue Feb 15
Re: Anyone had an Endoscopy done?
You should try the urodynamics test.

SecondOpinion 8:23 Tue Feb 15
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zico 8:22 Tue Feb 15
Re: Anyone had an Endoscopy done?

Same

zico 8:22 Tue Feb 15
Re: Anyone had an Endoscopy done?
Had that and the Sigmoidoscopy done last few years. At least with the Sigmoidoscopy you could puff away on the gas. I over did it and was as high as a kite! Mate had the endoscopy done day before me and said it was fine so thought I'd brave it. I was gagging for England and had tears running down my face. Glad my mate thought it was funny!

Kaiser Zoso 8:21 Tue Feb 15
Re: Anyone had an Endoscopy done?
it was checking for the big C in the bladder.

Don’t get so dehydrated that you end up pissing blood is the moral of that story. Bit disappointing compared to getting the Tilbury Docks, agreed

SecondOpinion 8:20 Tue Feb 15
Re: Anyone had an Endoscopy done?
I've had the throat and arse done....at the same time...where they meet in the middle

Far Cough 8:18 Tue Feb 15
Re: Anyone had an Endoscopy done?
Japs eye, that's for the clap isn't it?

Kaiser Zoso 8:13 Tue Feb 15
Re: Anyone had an Endoscopy done?
I’ve had the Japs eye one, but refused it initially, then they said they’d do it with a general anaesthetic

Having a gypsys for the next couple of days was a nause.

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